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how long were ed and ling in gluttonys stomach for before they ate ed’s boot? i bet those dumbasses were in there for an hour and got so hungry they ate a shoe. i bet it wasn’t even a day. they looked at each other and said “god, we haven’t eaten since lunch.” and then ed took his boot off and they ate it

followthebluebell:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

The thing I miss most about college is the student clubs. If I wanted to meet people who were interested in the same stuff I was, I would just find a club on the college database site and go! It was a great way to keep up with hobbies and make more friends. Theoretically I know that there are clubs and organizations and stuff in the adult world too, but I don’t have half a clue where I’d start looking to find them.

gaydesi:

i hate it when i really ship a heterosexual pairing and they dont end up together. the one fucking time i was rooting for the straights and this is what happens to me

Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace

weirdmageddon:

galactic-polywag:

meefling:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

kawuli:

elodieunderglass:

motherearthnewsmag:

Construct a Chicken Moat for Effective Garden Pest Control

Construct a chicken moat for effective garden pest control. Surround your garden with this double-fenced chicken run to keep bugs at bay.

By Gene Gerue

we haven’t yet found out how to make ducks pay (for their crimes) but by god we can certainly hold chickens accountable

CHICKEN UNDERPASS

Source: motherearthnews.com

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….